Planet of apes

in light of the recent events,im starting without further literature.
on the college day,before the projection of TZP,the student was walking towards the cooler in the main lobby,while ED2 and PR walked by..and then,ED2,(and so bad his time and timing was),,without any provocation,:),started offending the student by calling him "a chimpanzee".and he even asked him why he dint join the chimpanzee dance,or whatever.(god knows,coz he is so close to god,what he meant.).but right then,PR had already felt the inappropriate behavior of ED2,and made a point in apologizing to the student,almost twice.then,when the student returned to his friends and narrated the incident to them,they all decided to let HE Bishop,know about what happened.so all his classmates gathered outside and waited for the bishop,meanwhile preparing a letter,with a sheet with the signature of all the classmates attached to hand over to the bishop.as soon as the Bishop came down from the meeting,everyone moved towards him and asked him if they could meet with him in private.and ED2 had already felt the heat rising and started apologizing to the student,while also asking him,not to make an issue out of it.but as this wasn't the first time it had happened,they demanded a public apology.and while the students reached the main lobby,the president of the college and the bishop were inquiring about what the problem was and Bishop and another father asked the president to meet the students in private.then,the president met with around 12 students in the room adjacent to ED2`s room and they narrated a lot of incidents,and while this alarmed the president,he asked the other students who were outside to come inside if they had any complaints.the students informed him about the problems in the hostel,about the green room incidents,etc etc.the president was shocked to here about this and promised the students that he will come every Thursday,to inquire about student welfare and he promised that he will be talking to staff as well.



welfare and he promised that he will be talking to staff as well.
actually,the president has to come about once every week to inquire about students and staff welfare.but since last September,he was not coming.he gave the assurance that he will come on every Thursday now onwards.
(i want to thank a friend for providing accurate information written on this issue).


now,how can,the head of such a "prestigious" institution "behave" in such a way?okey,we can all understand if the person was in really good terms with the students and was just teasing for fun,but no, we know that that wasn't the case.and this wasnt the first time it happened.
the authority of the college had an assumption that whatever they did and said,they did not have to worry about how the student community would react to it.they took the student community for granted and there,they did a huge mistake.when all the doors are closed down,its inevitable that one will remain open and it did remain open.it was just plain bad timing(for him) that he did this.under-estimating us,and that too to this extend,and now he is reaping wht he saw.he actually thought that ED1 was running the college on plain blind rules and without any real hard work,and now,with the assistance of virtually useless incompetent advisers,he too could do it too...and this is what you get if you think that running a multi-crore professional institution with a 1000 students and 250 staff is a piece of cake.do not under estimate your job and take it in a cavalier way,ED2..-this is what you will get.

ED1 survived here because of his brilliant organizational skill and dedication beyond comprehension.and do not think that this is easy.it just doesn't come that way.what ever and how ever you might have done till now,this business is different.so learn knew tricks to play this game.running a church,and running a professional institution,how similar though it might sound to you,it really isnt that similar.understand and learn the way to run a technical institution.you are not running a seminary,or a nunnery,or an asylum for students with "co ordination" problems.you are running a place where around a 1000 individuals,all of the age 19-25 live and learn how to live.the way we think might be a little different than those who have supposedly "dedicated" their life to serve humanity and the lord.and we don't plan on wearing white holy clothes to work.you are supposed to instill in us the power of decision making.not turn us into morons who have to ask permission to even go to the toilet "during study time".
you might and you are trying to justify all what you are doing by saying tht this is for the welfare of the college.now,who are you,actually referring to when you are talking about the "college"?coz its definitely not the students,coz,i don't think besides the ability to hate where we are staying,we students haven't really gained anything by following your ridiculous miserable rules.or do you mean the faculty?oh,then you might be correct.because the faculty seems to love working here.and they just think that there is no where else in the world they wanna be :).so you don't mean the faculty.so,who else do you mean by using the word "college"?
im not assuming any answers to that.
Mar 6

this is about an incident that happened in the "boys`" hostel.three students were caught playing chess.and as this was a "punishable" offence,the students were called into ED2`s suit and questioned about their malpractice in presence of JN.as the conversation is hilarious,im giving it here just like that.

ed1: why u were playing chess?
reply: we were a bit bored after studies..for some relaxation we played chess..morover,it was'nt even the study time.
ed1(angry):so what..now you would play chess and soon you would start smoking ciggarates!what else u used to do for
relaxation(sarcastically)?
reply:i used to play su-do-ku..
ed1(surprised):what! see JN ..these "children" are doing sudoku..that too in this hostel!
JN:What is wrong with u?Who gave u the permission to do that?
It took an hour for them to teach them what su-do-ku is!they were banned from playing chess or sudoku or any such mental
games.When i asked about playing chess/sudoku alone,then ed2 replied:these are the symptoms of mental people..
when u repeat that,i will definitely send u to oolenpara..surrender the chess board right now!


JN sir added one more rule:
"Extra reading(books absent in the syllabus) is permitted only in the library!"


this is what happens when you put the responsibility of running an institution into the hands of some incompetent ("u fill up")s.
:):):):)
what an !!!! i can barely control my laughter here!

this is something about faculty ill-treatment.
The ratings given to the faculties are strictly based on their relation with the management
and not on students feedback.The management had recently given "good" rating to all
teachers with M.tech and "satisfactory" to all freshers(b.tech's).The respected Hod of B.T,
inspite of having good feedback as well as an excellent calibre was given only an insulting
"satisfactory" grade by the management.Reason:DIERTCER visits the college once in a
year like the santa claus and brings out illogical ideas as gifts.On his last visit,he made a new
rule: Faculties should submit some kind of quality research papers(inspite of all the burdens
embossed on them).It was only the experienced HOD who had the guts to express his opinion
regarding the rule ,opposing it with 100% reasonable logic.His reaction agitated the management,
they in turn insulted him in front of his colleagues with such a low rating.Only one person was
given an "excellent" rating->none other than Mr.JN(Asst.Prof. of Library sciences!).
The management is fully satisfied with his rubberised backbone.

may be a rubberised backbone is the prerequisite of a professional,according to these people..




here is something more from some feedbacks.
"once upon a time..we found a brochure on the emage
notice board regarding a quiz competition at )a different( college.Two of us contacted JN
to show our interest to take part in the quiz.His famous reply:"there would be many things in
the notice board.When you are bringing such silly things into our notice,the problem begins!"
Inspite of knowing about our genuine interest and prizes won in the college..he asked us to
produce the certificates.When that barrier was cleared..he told us that there would be plenty
of students like us waiting eagerly to take part in the particular quiz..i can allow only a single team,
i mean the best team to take part in it(as per the silly brochure,any number of teams were allowed to participate)..so how can i show them partiality!(oh my mother of holy rosary..what a man of justice!)when we were somehow able to convince him that none are really bothered abt the quiz,he made the next barrier-formallities-> "noc" from parents,"recommendation" of a faculty ,forwarded by hod to the librarian,to be signed by the principal,if permitted by ed2 as hostel warden..Since we were determined to take part in the quiz,within 2 days,we were able to fulfill these formallities.With 7 signatures in a letter written in a A4 paper..we were ready to go..then JN sir asked us to take a current affairs book(worth rs.5) to read it while travelling..well & good,we took it happily.there were 27 colleges present for the quiz around 55teams, we were able to reach the 8th postion,only first 5 were qualified for finals..the small book was accidently taken by my teammate to his home..it was a friday..on monday,when i returnrd the book..i had a
shock!


!..the book was an overnight issue,the fine is imposed per hour, the amount : rs.1024 !! when i asked JN sir for some reduction,he said rules are rules..i went to contact PR,he asked me to pay double the price of book,not even asking abt the price..so i paid rs.10 and was asked to write a letter of first & last xcuse for their future weapon of evidence against me."